DisgruntledArtists

[Location: Kakariko Graveyard; midnight] [Characters: Stalfos, Wizzrobe, Poe] Stalfos: This is my world; a lonely, lifeless refuge. Where darkness rules and only fear survives.... Man that sounds corny. Wizzrobe: I don’t know; it sounded like the start of a stage monologue. Stalfos: How long have you been here? Wizzrobe: Long enough, I suppose; I guess it’s not too surprising to find you among the tombstones. Stalfos: In the big picture of eternity, a mortal’s life is but a day. Furthermore, a cemetery is a good place for reflection and contemplation. Wizzrobe: Since when did you become so philosophical? Stalfos: When you’re dead like me, you’ll understand. (notices a Poe floating some ways away) Almost feels like they become the nightwatchmen after the gravedigging tour ends, doesn’t it? Wizzrobe: Indeed. (walks among other tombstones and reads the inscriptions) Veran, Onox, Vaati, Wizzro, Cia, Volga, Yuga; this graveyard holds so many names both familiar and